well, alright

can they make a new movie ratings system based on how many questions my mom is going to ask over the course of the viewing.

maybe they could include symbols on the dvd case for things like flashbacks, flashforwards, scenes with callbacks to earlier events, scenes with lots of dialogue, scenes with no dialogue, scenes where a new character appears but isn’t immediately introduced, scenes where the camera stays fixed on a certain object for emphasis, scenes with narration from a previous point, scenes with foreshadowing, scenes that do not need to be explained, scenes with nudity, scenes in slow motion, scenes with dream sequences, scenes that would be ruined with talking.