Jan 28
i had a dream i was at a christmas party sitting across from the guy who does snookie on SNL, only he was dressed up like god for some reason.
i told him, “you know, if i was god the first thing i’d do would be cancel SNL.”
and he started crying. why am i an asshole in every dream. i don’t even think that’s true, i don’t know what i’d do if i was god.
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