there are equivalents for “uh” and “um” in different languages, right?
it’d be cool if those were universal things. like you could go back in time and overhear a caveman going like, “[grunt grunt] uh, [grunt]”
Tokyo Police Club- Breakneck Speed
can they make a new movie ratings system based on how many questions my mom is going to ask over the course of the viewing.
maybe they could include symbols on the dvd case for things like flashbacks, flashforwards, scenes with callbacks to earlier events, scenes with lots of dialogue, scenes with no dialogue, scenes where a new character appears but isn’t immediately introduced, scenes where the camera stays fixed on a certain object for emphasis, scenes with narration from a previous point, scenes with foreshadowing, scenes that do not need to be explained, scenes with nudity, scenes in slow motion, scenes with dream sequences, scenes that would be ruined with talking.
every time i see the acronym HBIC i think the person is talking about a bank for a second.
a man and a woman are in bed together
woman: hey, why don’t we get a little, y’know, freaky?
man: haha, really?
woman: sure, why not?
man: haha okay, i didn’t know you were into that kind of thing. uh, sometimes, after you go to sleep, i just lie awake staring at the ceiling and i think, i think about how if there was a fire or something i wouldn’t move. i wouldn’t move and i wouldn’t wake you up either. i’d just watch and let it spread and i’d hold you close and let our bodies burn together into one blazing figure.
woman: oh.
bored. trying to write an ad for like, contact lenses or crest whitestrips or something for class tomorrow.
i wish i was don draper, he’d probably be having sex right now. also the ad. he’d write a really good ad.
i’ll probably never see lava in person. hmm. maybe though. probably not. life is weird.
remember that part in mrs. doubtfire when he sticks his face in the cake and gets whipped cream all over it? that looked so good when i was a kid. like that was some heavy duty whipped cream. i’ve wanted to stick my face in a cake ever since.
before the internet was invented why did people take photos? who were they for? photo albums were physical objects you had to make and then show to people. you had to lure them to your house to show them pictures of your vacation.
realized it’s really hard to mime shaking dice with one hand and not look like you’re doing a jerk off motion.
i hate how i feel obligated to watch every video i see on here with over 1,000 notes. even if i can tell it looks stupid from the thumbnail it’s like i have to watch it just so i don’t miss out on something.
Anonymous asked: I see you on campus all the time. If I were to say something to you, would you find it weird?
not really. maybe we’ll fall in love and get married and i’ll change your life forever or something. probably not though. haha yikes now i’ve made it weird and it hasn’t even happened.
